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jibblyuniverse:

derpfire:

jibblyuniverse:

frenums:

things that will always sound sarcastic

  • good for you
  • thanks a lot
  • yeah right
  • nice to know
  • wow
  • way to go
  • totally
  • ok buddy

Not if you say ‘man’ at the end

ok buddy man

I might not have thought that last one through

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titaniagigante:

mimimariet:

An extra hour in the ballpit! Alriiight!

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I CAN HEAR HER

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peachofcake:

if i ever get married i am gonna be too embarrassed to kiss my husband in front of everyone, especially my parents, so we will probably just high five or something

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  • Me:*out for dinner with my dad because we were too lazy to cook*
  • Random Old Lady:*comes up out of no where with the most judgmental look ever* (will also be refereed to as 'ROL')
  • ROL:Isn't he a little old for you?
  • Me:Well, considering he's my Dad, I'd say that your a judgmental hag.
  • Dad:*chokes into his drink*
  • ROL:You should respect your elders.
  • Me:You should respect your youth, we're the ones who'll decide on whether or not to pull your cord in like, what? Five weeks?
  • Dad:*chokes on his drink again*
  • ROL:*storms off*
  • Dad:*looks at me with a disapproving look*
  • Me:What?
  • Dad:Come on, you and I both know it will be three weeks.
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